Anyone else have a weigh in ritual? I walk up to the scale like a kicker does in the NFL ngl

Answer

1. Wake up
2. Visit bathroom
3. Drink a ~0.4l glass of water – because who doesn’t disdain all too positive surprises?
4. Set a 10-minute timer; brew coffee and smoke a cigarette meanwhile
5. Step on the almighty scale; curse if need be
6. Increment scale’s value by 4kg because realism
7. Enter incremented scale output in spreadsheet; update weekly and monthly rolling averages and corresponding charts while at it
8. Fantasize for half an hour how awesome you will feel after the x more weigh-ins yet separating you from the next y-kg mini-goal
9. Do productive shit

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